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Our cracked development team has
been at it since punched cards and vacuum tubes. Few teams can boast
expertise in as many obsolete, useless programming languages and
systems. With the advent of memory to burn, structured languages
(what a joke), interactive development environments and HTML, it's
easy for anyone to become a "developer." Long have the days of real
programmers been gone. Until now.
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We develop applications the old
fashioned way. No specs, no documentation, and no testing. What's
the point? No one follows the specs because marketing got them
wrong. There's no documentation to read because no one reads
documentation so it's a waste of effort. And you can't get all the
bugs out anyway so why test everything? It's a waste of time that
can be better spent doing anything else, especially starting that
next project before finishing the last one.
Most of all, when we say "this
time for sure," we really mean it.
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